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With millions of people logging in regularly to find a date, it’s safe to say that online dating no longer holds the stigma it once did – and there’s sure to be someone browsing singles within spitting distance of where you’re standing.
You’d have thought with its increased popularity people would have mastered the art of a well constructed profile. From dodgy pictures to badly written profiles, the internet is awash with online dating fails – and it has us all in stitches.
Here’s 11 things you’re doing on your online dating profile that crack us up. Nipples The golden rule of online dating pictures, regardless of what state your body is in, is keep your top on. A Duran Duran T-shirt or a George Michael mullet c.1987 – yep, that should do it.
There is such a thing as imagination and, when presenting yourself to a potential new date, for heaven’s sake let us use ours. Or, worse still, a photo of a photo – so grainy it could pass as a historic document.
If it’s a flash soft top it says you’re a rich w***ker – or just a w***ker, especially if you’re in a show room and the car’s not even yours. Lycra You completed the London to Brighton cycle race.
If it’s an old banger you’re next to it says you’re a car nerd who goes drag racing every weekend.
Cars Similar to a naked chest, a car, no matter what shape it is in, is not something that should be on display when you’re looking for a date. Football logos The only time you should be publicly pledging allegiance to your team is at the pub with your mates when they’ve made the semi-finals of the Champions League. Unless you play for it – or are Jose Mourinho, in which case crack on. Bad spelling Less funny and more mystifying in the modern age of technology.
Including pictures of your ex Or that time you were..
Because, regardless of your photo or profile, one thing we do like to imagine is that you have something which could vaguely resemble a life outside of sitting online all day trying to pull.